$IRS — Income Retaliation Services. A parody. Not affiliated with the Internal Revenue Service, the U.S. Treasury, or any government agency.
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$IRS

Income Retaliation Services

We retaliate on income.

It’s not a tax until you sell.

1% to buy in. 5% only if you fold. 100% of every cent bought back and burned. Hold more, keep more.

Buy $IRS Chart · at launch X · at launch
Contract TBA — published at launch
Title 26 · The People’s Tax Code

The Tax Code

Two rates, one destination. Every cent collected is fed to the furnace.

Buy Tax
1%

The minimum. Your entry into the Republic — barely a rounding error.

Sell Tax
5%

Charged only on sale. Paper hands pay the levy; diamond hands never do.

Destination
100%

Every cent of tax buys back $IRS and burns it. Supply only ever shrinks.

Public Guidance

The Loophole

The most powerful tax break ever written: simply don’t sell.

You Hold
0%

No sale, no taxable event. You keep every token. Legal. Encouraged.

You Sell
5%

A taxable event. The levy is collected — then immediately set on fire.

★ Diamond hands are tax-exempt ★

Office of the Furnace

The Furnace

Taxes fuel burns. Every cent collected buys back $IRS and destroys it — on-chain, public, permanent.

Total $IRS Burned
0
The furnace ignites at launch
—
USD Value
0%
of Supply
0
Burns
Burn Ledger Live at launch
The first buyback & burn will be recorded here the moment $IRS goes live.
Paired with ETH on Robinhood Chain · Robinhood’s Ethereum L2
Form $IRS-1040

File Your Return

Four lines to become a taxpaying, cash-burning patriot.

FORM $IRS-1040 · Individual Degenerate Return Tax Year 2026
1

Line 1 — Open a wallet

Install MetaMask or any EVM wallet, then add Robinhood Chain.

2

Line 2 — Declare your ETH

Fund the wallet with ETH on Robinhood Chain to cover your buy and gas.

3

Line 3 — File your purchase

Swap your ETH for $IRS. A modest 1% buy tax applies.

4

Line 4 — Hold and keep more

Never sell, never taxed. Watch the supply shrink while diamond hands stay exempt.

Public Notice · Office of the Commissioner

A Levy for the People

Issued under the authority of Title 26, The People’s Tax Code

For too long the citizen has been taxed twice — once when he earns, and again when he spends. The $IRS ends this cruelty. We levy but a single time, and only upon those weak enough to sell.

All proceeds are surrendered to the furnace. No treasury, no team wallet, no quiet withdrawal — every cent of tax buys back $IRS and burns it. The supply contracts. The loyal are rewarded. The paper-handed fund the fire.

Hold, and you are exempt. Sell, and you are patriotic. Either way the Republic grows stronger.

— The Commissioner, $IRS